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[07 Jan 2006|12:48pm]

I hate that Spork girl 'cause she's...

Well gosh, I don't know. O_O;

Help, anyone?
4 Sporks|Smack a what?

Dudes. [07 Jan 2006|12:10pm]

So one time we invented this time machine, right? And Spork's all like "I'm not driving that thing" so I'm all like "okay, fine, I'LL drive it!" And we went back in time and stole the Colonel's Secret Kentucky Friend Chicken Recipe, and started up a chain of stores using the recipe, only we didn't do such good business because we decided to call the place "If You Don't Want Any Chicken, Fuck You". Anyway, we had promotional photos taken for the local paper and when they published them Spork was, like, all over the page and I wasn't mentioned at all and when I asked the editor of the paper about it they were like "you didn't have enough pizzazz, doll!" And when I took a daytrip back to the present (because I'm the only one who will drive the time machine, she's such a dork) to talk about it on ohnotheydidnt, everyone was like "dude that happened fifty years ago" and I'm like "NO IT DIDN'T I HATE SPORK!! I'M QUITTING THE CHICKEN BUSINESS!" And when I got back to the past to tell her this, she'd already killed Colonel Sanders, took over his brilliant franchising strategy, and put an animatronic robot in his place. I was all like "all right we're rich!" and she's like "hmmmm I don't think so." Say what!? Like I never drove the time machine at all or something. Fucking bitch. We both came back to the future and now she claims she doesn't remember any of it. I'm telling you, she's waiting to replace ALL of you with animatronic robots so she can steal your stuff. Just a warning.
1 Spork|Smack a what?

Jk, promise...maybe. [06 Jan 2006|11:52pm]

[ mood | sleepy ]

Man, that spork. So...spoon and fork like.
No one needs to multi-task like that >:O!
I want a SPOON. Or a FORK.
Or maybe, for Spork to revert back to "Amanda" Oh, but Amanda just doesn't quite ring a bell like the foreign, exotic, MULTI-TASKING SPORK, eh?!?

Man, I can't stand it when people call themselves utencils- especially the kind that only come in PLASTIC form!

3 Sporks|Smack a what?

Anger! [06 Jan 2006|11:24pm]

[ mood | amused ]

I remember one time she locked her keys in her car while we're eating and she almost beat me up. That horrible Spork!!!

4 Sporks|Smack a what?

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